“In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”

–George Orwell

 Hello, I’m Russia in Your Face!!! founder Chad Michael Noble III. I founded this site because I was sick of the lies. I use the term “lies” very deliberately. The Western mainstream media lies so readily and so repeatedly that it’s almost like a lying bitch of an ex-wife who has her lawyer on speed dial.

If you’re like me, you surely understand. You see through the lies, and you want to see the truth. That’s what we’re about- real journalism and getting to the truth.

Look at all the damage the Western mainstream media has caused in the world. Iraq. Afghanistan. Libya. Syria. The Ukraine. Bono. This is what happens when we don’t have a free press, like what they have here in Russia.

But there’s a way you can help fight the information war, and that’s by helping us. Waging a tireless information war against the forces of imperialism and unipolarism takes money.

Sadly, the world has still not switched to the ruble as its reserve currency, largely due to pressure from Washington. For that reason, we need to use the enemy’s currency against him. There’s no time to lose- the dollar’s bound to collapse any month now, which is why you should send us your dollars so we can pay our bills before that happens.

Be part of the struggle by keeping us in the fight so we can keep the media honest. You can finance Russia in Your Face!!! by sending your name, date of birth, and credit card numbers with expiration dates and CVV2 codes to russiainyourface419@yahoo.ng.*

Without your help, the truth will be drowned in a sea of lies.

Thank you for your time, and thank you for reading.

*Okay listen here’s the deal. I owe some people some money. A lot of money. These are bad people. I’m serious. I can’t go to the embassy because they’re watching my building. You’ve got to send money and for God’s sake do it quickly!